Jakey Smokes Pot, Not The Pole

by Jonathan on July 29, 2010

This is what Janet Charlton is anyway of course. Janet says that each piece should stop calling Jake Gyllenhaal Jake Gayllenhaal "or open, because she is on good authority that does not like a hard rock in his mouth. According to Janet, get a pipe instead of the tongue. Janet says this is the real reason why the relationship with Reese Witherspoon did not work out. From Janet :

"We finally discover the truth. A friend of Reese and Jake acknowledges that she is very excited about the other for a while and seemed perfectly were coordinated. Unfortunately, Jake had a habit of that Reese could not live, and not give on. He smoked too much. And we're not talking about nicotine here. Not only is Reese rub the wrong way, but was concerned about their children being exposed to bad habits. So, sorry, he moved to. Note: those of you insist that Jake is gay are nuts. "

NUTS? Something like what the ….. Jake Well, I'll shut my finger in and! No more of this shit. Janet never lie, so I'll update my file to say that Jake is straight as a trip to the outhouse (copyright: some hillbilly who told me that, outside a gas station in Tennessee), and if I ever needed Jakey Hit a stop, I would like to make my bong . Anytime!

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